your big tacky guess bag is raping my eyes

Okay, so I'm not much of a writer and Sisi has been hounding me harder than homework. I'll keep this short as the pictures below speak of a thousand more horrors than my words. Very few sights cause such eyebleeds as Guess products. Suffice to say, when Sisi and I stumbled across the Guess Sale at DFO, the wreckage was too tempting to resist. And what a sight. We wandered amongst the mess trying not to touch anything on the racks for fear of contamination and then started taking sureptitious pictures making it feel like an undercover police operation. Survey the horror belows:

Leopard on leopard. Nice. Props to Sisi for touching the offending garment.

The dissaray of clothing and proof that there were people actually in the store going, "That top made out of jersey and baby crocodiles is a fucking bargain, can I get 10 of those?" I love the random kid on the left playing gameboy while tucked underneath a shelf.

No kidding this is how the jeans in the store were placed. In a giant pile at the back of the store.

The mess of bags. Once again, Sisi braved all sorts of communal diseases and picked one up.

And lastly the collection of shoes. These photos do not do justice to the level of hideousness that can be created under the guise of footwear. Really, awful tacky monogram prints, rampant LEOPARD print (SERIOUSLY GUYS, THE ANIMAL WANTS ITS DIGNITY BACK) and general ugliness. This is also when a sales assistant told me I couldn't take photographs to which I replied mentally, "Oh that's fine. We are DONE here."

- J