If you see any woman wearing this atrocity that Betts is trying to pass off as acceptable footwear, please, do a favour to society and tackle them, rip their shoes off and throw them away.
- S
Friday, October 17, 2008
My eyes! My poor defenceless eyes!
So in Westfield Doncaster yesterday, I mentioned being subjected to ugly shoes in Aldo. Well, I forgot to mention that the UGLIEST shoe we came across was in Betts. Witness:
The horror, the horror! THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START. How about, the vomit inducing colour scheme? "Oh! We didn't know what colour to go with so we WENT WITH EVERYTHING." What's up with the flower/bow thing? Or what about the fucking perspex cut out wedge??!!?!11!
Just because Marc Jacobs sent cut out wedges down the Louis Vuitton runway for SS08 two seasons ago does not mean that copycat designers for cheap brands should do the same. Because we get this. And Betts are charging $100 FUCKING DOLLARS for this crap. For synthetic multicoloured perspex crap.
If you see any woman wearing this atrocity that Betts is trying to pass off as acceptable footwear, please, do a favour to society and tackle them, rip their shoes off and throw them away.
- S
If you see any woman wearing this atrocity that Betts is trying to pass off as acceptable footwear, please, do a favour to society and tackle them, rip their shoes off and throw them away.
- S
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2 comments:
hahaha. oh i loved this rant.
these things just make me wonder, who the hell is designing for them?
Those heels must GO! And the plastic straps reminiscent of transparent hooker platforms!
AUUUGH MY EYES
Why are clear heels stil in fashion?
Also, rofl, I feel like such a stalker but good job on the site, guys!
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