Isn't it amazing?

Two posts in one day! I don't think this has happened before - except for that heady first day when we were both high and procrastinatory and basking in our smug blog-ness.

Anyhow, I was chilling at home, watching crappy tv and contemplating whether I can be sad enough to skip friends' 19th birthday party tonight at Lala Land (I am - my excuse is I have work tomorrow morning), when in my internet whore-age I ended up at gofugyourself. Happily scrolling down the page, I landed on THIS.
HOLY CRAP! VALENTINO WTFFFFFFFF HOW ORANGE CAN YOU GET? No, we are seriously verging on oompa loompa territory here. In fact, I am of the opinion that we have bypassed oompa loompa and arrived at currant. The fact that a person of normal hue (SJP) is standing next to him emphasises just how bizarre his colour is. Look, compare the colour of his face with his hand which is around SJP's waist. LOOK AT THE COLOUR DIFFERENTIAL! I know he's been a religious tanner for oh, the past 50 years, but I don't know, I think this is going too far. Speaking of SJP, I'm not sure how I feel about her wearing Balmain. Hmm.

But. The moral of this story is, clearly there is a point when you should take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror, and put down the fake tan before you become Giovanni here.

I might go watch some Sex and the City now.

- S