Such things are happening

Michael Oats photography for Allure

• Jo is moving in on Thursday (finally!) - this means shared wardrobes and many good times ahead now that she doesn't live half an hour's drive away from my house. 
  
• Our planned trip to America later this year has now been confirmed. Plane tickets to San Francisco have been purchased, and we'll be going for two weeks late September - early October. We'll also be spending about 10 days in New York during this period. (!!!!!!!!!)
• This is all incredibly exciting. :D 
• Complete aside - I want that nail polish the model is wearing.

- S

Tell me why I'm in retail again?

Man: *points* What's that?
Me: That's an apple danish.
Man: Does that have fruit in it?
Me: ... Apple is a fruit.

God, some people have shit for brains. Lately I've found myself acting completely bitchy towards customers; I think it's the heat. It makes me really grumpy :(

Oh yeah and I finally found a new swimsuit, yay! Red Zimmermann bikini. Classy. Oh and Jo bought a trench coat from Country Road.
This one. Because she totally needed it. What with the 43 degree C (108 F!) days we've been having. At least it was $100 off? Which is still bad, but not as bad.

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We are never going to make it to New York at this rate. Lulz. I really hope we get that $950 payout from the government. That's half a plane ticket right there.

- S